1. Decor Craft Inc, Extend-Mistletoe, $8.95, www.dcigift.com
The cutest way to get smooched this holiday season! With this portable mistletoe you will be sure to land that holiday kiss anywhere you please.
2. Pink Flamingo, Beer Bong, $9.95, www.spencersonline.com
The girliest way to chug a beer. Down your desired beer or alcohol from this pink flamingo and look cute doing it!
3. Creative Cursing, Book, $9.95, www.chapters.com
Expand your profanity vocab with this novelty book. This book will uniquely educate you on words you surely didn’t know existed!
4. Sh*t Senders, $15.95-$30.95, www.shitsenders.com
Has anyone been extra naughty this year? This company will anonymously mail your enemy whichever “animal droppings” you desire.
5. Cards Against Humanity, Board Game, $25, www.cardsagainsthumanity.com
An awkwardly inappropriate board game that is unlike any other. Some guaranteed uncomfortable moments, but most importantly endless laughs.
6. Shot glass roulette drinking game, $20, www.amazon.com
A fun fabulous game to get any party started. Spin the roulette and discover your poison!
7. I Love My Muff, Fresh Wipes, $22, Cutie Pie Wax Bar orwww.ilovemymuff.com
The best thing to keep in your purse! A must have for your muff on the go.
8. Tobias Wong, Smoking Mittens, $30, www.urbanoutfitters.com
The perfect gag gift for any smoker who lives in a chilly place! Mittens that keep your hands warm well you smoke outside, one of the best inventions yet!